The Footprints of a Gigantic Hound

gayghost

Having “rad” or “radical” in your tumblr url is like wearing a red forward facing baseball cap in public

corpsedyke

notchristianbale

thexfiles

i think chris fleming understands what it means to be human more than anyone else 

thexfiles

when chris fleming said “a man is someone who goes full ‘streetcar named desire’ at 2 pm in a bertuccis’” gender theorists everywhere should’ve just given up

dawnofslime

I am a peddler of chubby cat pics

digital-phonetics

Pray. Show me your wares

dawnofslime

callmebliss

I HAVE COIN

pink-spaceturtle5

Me: *sets my alarm for tomorrow*

Phone: Alarm is set for 4 hours and 37 minutes from now.

Me:

wormdad

*emerges out of the depths* eeeehhehehh… ehahagheheh

koalabearchan

“I can’t see the top of my head so I wouldn’t know”

“No one can see the top of your head except god”